Gather 'round, ya'll!
We're off to 'The Proud Infidel' All-American Tavern for a patriotic dose of politically incorrect humor and good times. The oppressive, rock-throwing creeps we're at war with ain't gonna spoil our fun or way of life. Screw 'em!
With its rustic look and folksy sensibility this design will surely satisfy your customer's desire to tell it like it is.